My Wife for Hire

I be like: PASTRIES, COOKIES, PIES WITH MEAT. BAKE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT.

A small query: Does it have to be strictly "baked"? I was thinking of something like crepes would be disqualified since making them wouldn't need an oven.

Pfft

Kaya ko sagutin yan.

Haha nope.

lewd

nerd

What? That's it? A 3 minute video showing a subpar playstyle of a BB LK with illegal graymaps? No breakdown of equipments? Not even a simple split-second on-screen flash of your equipment tab showing what your character currently has equipped? Stat distribution? VIT? STR? DEX? INT for the lolz? Is this the LK with the slowest ASPD ever? Total cost of supposed equipment? What passes for cheap anyway? "Very fun"? How so? You're flinching at every single cell you walk on as those mobs whale on you, while the whole dungeon magically blinks to give you a breather. Or is it fun because of that lifesteal? Lifesteal is unneeded. And boring. And costs 40 TC if it's just 2 Sniper cards which should be a third of your gear cost if you want to pass of as "cheap". And it's boring. I-Can-Hear-Your-Mouse-Click: The Guide. Can't you at least get rid of the second client so we can focus on just one? Is this "guide" meant to leave everyone who clicks on the video with more questions than before they clicked it? Force them to ask questions that shouldn't need to be asked if it was an actual coherent guide in the first place? Or is this a new form of Click-bait? Get it? Because we were baited to the sound of the mouse clicking? No? Oh well. Does everyone miss out the fact that this subsection is named "Guides", or is this what passes off as a guide nowadays? Activate Windows. Go to settings to activate Windows. Rofl PUBG.

Anyone else had that moment when you read your archaic post from the bronze age and just face palm, trying to stop the cringe from crawling on your back? This is totally not one of those moments. Nope. No sir. Not me.