ingame name: asuraggle
(After hearing a strange broadcast in the sky promising “special gifts”, two beautiful idiots, asuraggle and cynischism, went wandering into the dense forests of Geffen fields in search of Tamtam.)
“Shouldn’t we wait for these summer event costumes to wear off first?” cyn wondered.
“Yolo,” I replied.
Cyn nodded knowingly. “Yolo.”
(Walking slow as heck, the duo stumbled into a strange clearing in the woods after trying to escape from some oddly vicious orc babies. There were hundreds of tiny tracks in the soil, yet they couldn’t see any other signs of life for hundreds of cells in any direction. Suddenly, the two felt a sharp pain in the back of their heads, and everything went black.)
(When asuraggle awoke, it was to a heavy headache, his gear gone and his wrists shackled in handcuffs. Beside him, he heard cyn trying to bargain for their freedom with free, dank art.)
“Well, well. This story has gone on long enough, so let me get to the point and end this wall of text!” a high pitched, raspy voice mused from across the room. It was the Goblin Leader, sitting upon a throne of bloody branches. “These goblins are dreadful cooks, and the Orcs to the north are even worse! Cook me a feast fit for a king, and I’ll set you free.”
I looked at cyn questioningly, which she responded to with a shrug. “Got nothin’ better to do.” I shot the Goblin Leader a pair of finger guns, which unfortunately went unseen due to the handcuffs, and then we followed one of the goblin henchmen to a makeshift kitchen.
After 12 hours of sweat, tears, and a couple of energy drinks, I finally finished creating the goblin feast.
The Goblin Feast!
Comprised of Masked Potatoes, Immortal Gravy and Rice, Kabob Staves of Leader, and Red Velvet Cape
GM Zelda: Sweet Tooth (include a dessert) +2
GM Radius: Meatlover (Feature 3 or more types of meat) +2
GM Elixia: ‘That time of the month’ Cure (include nutella) +2
Warning: This feast takes a crap ton of time and ingredients. Proceed with caution.
I. Masked Potatoes
II. Immortal Gravy and Rice Balls
III. Kabob Staves of Leader
IV. Red Velvet Cape
The Goblin Leader marveled at the display of food. He waved his meaty hand, and a small goblin shuffled forward and dropped their stolen gear at their feet.
“My cape! My mask! I love it. it’s almost… too good to eat...” The Goblin Leader pondered for a moment. “It is too good to eat! Make me something else!”
By then, the costumes had long worn off. Why asuraggle and cynischism had stayed til the end instead of fighting their way out, they couldn’t explain. Without hesitating, they both scooped up their gear and teleported out to their home city of Gonryun.
However, scorning the Goblin Leader could have unforeseen consequences…
Challenges completed as well, but not counted: Taters, Hawt, Pretty Face, & Dip It!
Shout out to GM Lance for putting up with me while the grill was hot.
<3 Cyn for the free, dank art. ily